The 5th single from iamamiwhoami has been released this week, seemingly not to us poor folk in the UK however, we seem to have been unfairly neglected.

Jonna Lee is back with what seems to be the calm before the storm in terms of plot development, she’s asking us as the viewer to ‘tell her how the story ends’ which is incredibly ironic considering she must have been off her tits when she knocked up the storyboard for this little ditty. We have semen-filled cups, breast pumps, lots of pretty scenery and some tomatoes. Realistically all of the above should be included in every pop video but that is simply a pipe dream. 

I hope when this ends a few crazed fans decide to create a slickly-choreographed FlashMob based on these videos, normally I would not approve of such disgusting activity but when it involves being slathered in mud, licking trees and doing jazz hands in a forest, frankly I’M ALL FOR IT. 

Someone fetch me my wig!